Damn the elements!

This evening, on the back porch, taking in some fresh air, as is pretty par for my girl:

My girl: 'Mommy, I hungry'.

Me: 'Okay, honey, what do you want?'

MG: 'I want a snack!'

Me: 'What kind of snack would you like?'

MG: 'I want.........'

Me: 'Sigh'

MG: 'I want....MOMMY, THE WIND IS BLOWING MY HAIR!!! MAKE IT STOP! NO WIND, NO! YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE! THE WINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'

Me: 'Dramatic.'