This evening, on the back porch, taking in some fresh air, as is pretty par for my girl:
My girl: 'Mommy, I hungry'.
Me: 'Okay, honey, what do you want?'
MG: 'I want a snack!'
Me: 'What kind of snack would you like?'
MG: 'I want.........'
MG: 'I want....MOMMY, THE WIND IS BLOWING MY HAIR!!! MAKE IT STOP! NO WIND, NO! YOU'RE NOT VERY NICE! THE WINNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'