5.20.2008

Frickin' Muffin top

About 10 days ago, my mother and I jokingly got on the scale at Petsmart. I know, I know, it's for animals, but neither of us own a scale, and we are both gluttons (for punishment) (and candy) (and cobbler).
The f-ing scale pissed me off, but not as bad as I thought. So, it was either accurate, and my doctor's office scale wasn't, or vice versa. Versa Vice. Whatever.
The next day, I decided I was going to try the Fat Smash Diet , since my friend and her brother have had good results. It's not hard. Basically, you cut out all junk food, all meat, and all dairy. Now, I love yogurt and cheese, so that sorta sucks, but other than that, I LOVE fruits and veggies, so this has been super easy! Staying away from sweet stuff has been hard, but every time I thought about chocolate cake or Carvel ice cream, I would think about how good I will look on the beach on Friday if I lose weight. And I did do some minor cheating-I had yogurt yesterday, and a slice of cheese last week, and a few random M&Ms (not sure how there are any random M&Ms around my house, but okay), but other than that, I haven't really missed meat or milk or anything.
So, because I weighed myself initially at Petsmart, I had to go back there. Jeez.
So I went today.
And.....

I was the same f-ing thing!!! WTF?


I'm so mad! I still have a muffin top, and I didn't expect huge results, but seriously, everyone else I know that did this damn diet lost at least 7 lbs. the first week. Me??? NOTHING.

GRRRRRRRR.

Moving on, before I blow a gasket.

What do you think of my snazzy banner? You like, you like??

5 comments:

Danielle said...

I LOVE your banner!!! Very nice!!!

Chris Spencer said...

Damn you random M&Ms!!!!

Hiya, I'm Kristie. said...

The banner is cute!

Seriously, you weighed yourself on a dog scale? Something's wrong with that picture. ;-)

Misty said...

NEVER EVER get on a scale that equates you to the size of an animal....

I think I would have cried....

mysecondjournal said...

the banner is tres cute...

OK..are your pants any loser? That is really the key..first they fit better, then lose then you notice the lbs..

Buy a fricking scale already, you are embarrsing me at Petsmart..OMG!