8.08.2008

Twitter Bitterness

I am so not into Twitter. Oh wait-let me re-phrase that: I think I would SOOOO be into Twitter if I took the time to learn it. But I just can't bring myself to do that! I already have enough shit going on in my life. I don't need any guilt that I'm lagging behind on my Twits or Tweets, or whatever. But I want to join soooo bad. Ridiculous, huh?

So, since I don't Twit/Tweet, I'll give you a rundown of things I would be twitting/tweeting this week, if I did in fact Twit/Tweet:

* Are you kidding me? How do 95 year old grandmas who can't see over the steering wheel even get a license?

* Sigh.....why is having a husband like having another child to raise?

* Move it or lose it, lady. I've got places to be!

* Back off Betty, or I'm gonna hit my brakes and you are so gonna own this Jeep.

* Someone please tell me why God made fire ants.

* No.more.push-ups.

* WiiFit is the Shit!

* My 3 year old just told me to go in time-out.

* Is eating a pint of ice cream considered meeting my daily requirements of dairy?

* Anyone up for some drinking?

* Why, oh why, did I want another dog?

* How can a f-ing used pull-up be appetizing to a dog?

* Am I the only one sick of hearing about the Brett Favre debacle?

* If it doesn't rain soon, I think I might just die right along with the grass.

* Is it Friday yet?

*Ooooo, I love the new Jessica Simpson country song. Go ahead and make fun.

* Is it possible to itch off your skin? If so, how do you re-attach it?

* My mother just farted in boot camp.


There ya have it!
So should I go ahead and let myself be sucked into the black hole that is Twitter?

9 comments:

Hiya, I'm Kristie. said...

Cave to the peer preasure!!! I'll follow you on Twitter!

Fiona Picklebottom said...

Go ahead. It's easy. I did it, and unlike when I don't post for days, I feel no guilt or pressure when I don't tweet for days.

alntv said...

Don't do it! Be your own person...don't go to the dark side! LOL

(Honestly...I don't even know what Twitter/Tweeter is. What can you do...text to your site from your phone or something? I havent figured it out...)

alntv said...

HEY!!! What does that 2nd comment mean? You been talking to my wife?

Li'l Foot's Mommy said...

DO IT!!! Doooo Itttt!!! Dooooo Eeeeet!!! ;-)

Jason said...

There is no way I could Twitter. My family would just give up and abandon me for good.

moo said...

I find twitter is nice when I just want to say SOMETHING, but don't really have a whole post in my head. Or if I want to be snarky. Or share what I'm eating for lunch.

It's light and harmless and sometimes days and days go by and I won't twitter (tweet?) ... and that's OK too. It's not all consuming like reading blogs is ;)

mysecondjournal said...

Twitter is VERY easy. I just do it on the web and not my phone cause that would be overkill. I follow people but clicking follow. Then I go to a website and there is a box where I type what I want..it's kind of almost like a message board.. I follow around 70 people and news stations.. no pressure. All the cool kids do it..me and Biddy for 2 of your most favorite people..then my twitters show up on the my blog too...OMG I'm so cool I can't stand it.
(I read twitters at home...and then I don't blog)

mysecondjournal said...

Oh..and moo twitters too.. I think I found out about the babysitter quitting before you..cause she twittered it. No pressure though.