For the love of all that is just and holy, shut the holy hell up!
Two things are keeping me from a decent night's sleep:
[Please excuse the darkness, the fact that I can't figure out which light switch goes to the outdoor light (hi-i've lived here almost 2 years), & the shitty visuals. Sleep.deprived.]
Daisy, quit eating shit - made coffee come out of my nose! :) I totally relate to it -oh, and the hacking! My dog does that ALL THE F-ING TIME. People think she's dying, and nothing ever actually comes up - but it sounds so lovely (at least it drowns out the swamp thing).
I was sitting here grinning from hearing the sound of your sweet, sweet voice.
Then you dropped the F-bomb.
That caused me to giggle. It also cemented the knowledge that I do, in fact, love you. (A well-placed curse word, especially the F-word, will win me over every time.)
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Daisy, quit eating shit - made coffee come out of my nose! :) I totally relate to it -oh, and the hacking! My dog does that ALL THE F-ING TIME. People think she's dying, and nothing ever actually comes up - but it sounds so lovely (at least it drowns out the swamp thing).
LOL....that was awesome. I think you should start your own backyard nature show...you can call it "Fucking Swamp Things"
OMG I'm in love with you. This was hilarious.
One word....EARPLUGS!!!!!!!!!
Cicadas. Frickin' nature!
I second the earplugs. LORD!!!!!
So sorry about all the fucking swamp things keeping you up at night ... but ... this was HYSTERICAL!!!
You are ridiculous. Please come over and narrate my life.
I was sitting here grinning from hearing the sound of your sweet, sweet voice.
Then you dropped the F-bomb.
That caused me to giggle. It also cemented the knowledge that I do, in fact, love you. (A well-placed curse word, especially the F-word, will win me over every time.)
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