- Skydive-My heart would probably be in my stomach the entire time, I would make weird animal sounds, and I'd pee my pants, shit my pants, puke, or all of the above. I'll pass.
- Bungee jump-See above.
- Go scuba diving-I have this odd issue with being in the water with fish. I want to be able to swim with the fishies, appreciate the beauty underwater, but I get all nervous and batshit. Pass.
- Go real-life mountain climbing. I'm not a wuss, but I'm also not that badass.
- Go hunting w/ my hubby. Now, this is a tricky one. See, I really don't want to shoot and kill an animal, especially a deer, but I guess I sorta see the appeal for my hubby. I just wish I could share in that with him, I guess? I don't know. This one's just meh. Pass.
- Run some sort of marathon, 5K, etc. I walk several each year, but I would love to be able to just run the entire time.
- Tell my mother-in-law what I think of her shitty attitude towards her son (my hubby), myself, and everyone related to me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This one is a death sentence. Not gonna happen.
GTT-Call me a chicket shit ONE.MORE.TIME
The things I will probably never do, although I'm pretty sure they would all be awesome if I had the balls: