The Grumpy MeMe

I'm stealing this from The Coconut Diaries. It's greatness, I tell you!


List Five T.V. shows that I will never watch – no, never.


1. The View (annoys the shit out of me)

2. Jerry Springer (trash!)

3. The Hills (stupid, spoiled drama)

4. The Wiggles (been there, done that)

5. The Doodlebops (AAAAAAAAAAAArg, my brain is bubbling just thinking about it)



Five foods I HATE and refuse to eat.


1. Liver

2. Veal (actually, I love it, but can't bring myself to eat it after having cattle)

3. Squid salad

4. Smelt eggs (Ever watch Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel??)

5. intestines


Five places I don’t have any interest in visiting.


1. Crystal Meth Lab

2. Iraq

3. A prison (they make me sad)

4. A crack house

5. The place where the prostitutes hang out near downtown (been there....makes me incredibly sad)


Five things people at work/in my family do to annoy me.


1. (family) Always making snotty comments that I am 'loaded' or 'rich', when I'm not.

2. (work) A co-worker who smokes like a chimney, and walks in smelling like an ashtray. It lingers ALL DAY.

3. (family) When people CRUNCH THEIR CANDY. Drives...me...f-ing...batshit....crazy. I am a sucker in a family of crunchers.

4. (family) Never saying please or thank you.

5. (family) Asking me what my husband is going to buy next, since he 'is a spending person'.



Five worst gifts you received.

1. A Christmas sweatshirt that was like 10 times too big for me, and UGLY.

2. A 5lb. bag of pistachios. I mean, I love them, but not THAT much.

3. A slightly used make-up compact.

4. A set of 1960's daisy teacups and teapot. In puke green & fluorescent yellow. Used.

5. A set of candlesticks with shamrocks on them.