Oh, no....PLEASE tell me they are joking!

My husband broke the awful news to me: Mike Piazza has retired from baseball.


The man is so very yummy. I will miss his nice ass in those pants. I will miss his athletic thighs. I will miss his handsome face. I will miss his obvious talent. When I was younger, I think I knew a bit about his stats, but now?--Not so much.

Sigh.......It's just a sad day for me.


Anonymous said...

He'll end up in a broadcast booth somewhere..maybe Fox or ESPN

Misty said...

Mourn as long as you must. (wink)